whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

(via spillio)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via spillio)

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

(via xolauraelizabethox)

  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
  • Band director: Ya know that reminds me of a story.
  • Entire band: *sighs, puts down instrument, and leans back into chair*
smolex:

'Excuse me sir, do you have a towel?'

smolex:

'Excuse me sir, do you have a towel?'

(Source: best-of-imgur, via deangoatemymisha)

vanconcastiel:

thevioletsunflower:

yeachristmasyea:

SO MANY OF THE TOMATO SAUCE

He looks so done in the last gif

I’ve rebloged this 13 times and I will continue to do so for so many.

(Source: karmaplus, via deanspudding)

spew-tardis:

Courtesy of BBC One

spew-tardis:

Courtesy of BBC One

(via doctorwho)

56mg:

I FELL ASLEEP WHEN I WATCHING THE AVENGERS SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE THAT I MIGHTVE MISSED SO I TOLD MY SISTER “HEY THERES ONE PART IN THE AVENGERS WHERE *SAYS WHAT THE GIFS SAY*” AND SHES LIKE “OH MY GOD NO WAY” ADN SHE LOOKKED IT UP AND STARTED LAUGHING AND SHES LIKE “ANDY YOU FUCKING CUNT ITS FROM BROTHER BEAR”

(Source: snowwhties, via deangoatemymisha)